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OF THESE THUMBNAIL PICTURES TO SEE THE PAINTING
the artistic process: "I'm not into painting
because it provides me an outlet for the twisted
blossom filled dreams dancing to the angelic harp music in my head
...no way!...I dig painting cuz' it allows me sit in my third floor studio
watching re-runs of The Twilight Zone while I load my nervous
sytem with voodoo beverages and splash wild colors
all over a canvas, the floor, and my clothes... and I have
a valid excuse for not answering the phone!
Plus...I can stroll about with ripped, torn, stinky, filth-encrusted, paint
stained clothing with
complete immunity (even if I haven't touched a brush in months)
because people assume that I'm one of those pretentious assholes
who like to walk about making sure everyone knows that they are painters!
I don't actually like painting....my shrink makes me do it!"